I will be the chief chloroform in a new rose shaped building.
Seriously, what is the fascination with google based april fool's jokes today? I've read 4 blogs now that say they all got a new job at the googleplex. It caught me the first time I saw one, but after reading it over and over, it's getting really old. At least there was one where a y! guy and a goog guy swapped jobs, and swapped blogs as well.
Maybe I'm just jealous because I didn't come up with it first? Dobutful.